milooop:

so my family and I went on vacation to Florida, and to get the “whole experience” we hired a driver to take us places so me and my mom were talking about wanting to go to the new harry potter attractions they made and our driver was like “I drove him once. I didn’t know what his name was so I said ‘where would you like to go harry potter’” AND DANIEL RADCLIFFE WAS LIKE “NO SIR I’M DAN” AND I JUST

friends: why are you single?
me: have you seen my face?